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A Look at Funny Condom Slogans

10/1/2025 8:42am
Sex Education
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Harlots Canberra commented
“These are great! I've always been a fan of 'If it's not on, it's not on'. Makes me laugh every time haha”
💖0 👍 👎0 26/2/2025 2:04pm
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MadamMedia commented
“I remember seeing Star Wars condoms that glowed in the dark! Green and Blue for the light side and Red if you had a dark side ;)”
💖0 👍 👎0 24/2/2025 6:20am
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Madam Lana commented
“I know you are all waiting for more slogans from me ? Here is a couple more Live Long and Bang Safely..... Condoms are easier to change then Diapers ? Your Ticket to Pound town..... Got No Protection then you can't use your erection”
💖2 👍 👎0 28/1/2025 10:29am
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martin66 TS commented
“Excellent initiative. Anything that can be done to promote safe sex without stigmatizing or giving a lecture is the way to go. ”
💖2 👍 👎0 27/1/2025 7:39pm
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Bonnie LT commented
“"If it's not on, then it's not on!", simple yet effective.”
💖1 👍 👎0 24/1/2025 8:35pm
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Jordan Jackson - Langtrees Lady commented
“Wrap it in latex or she'll get your paychecks!”
💖3 👍 👎0 23/1/2025 8:40pm
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Jasmine Malika LT commented
“Of course lana wrote this blog ? I love the the "just do it" condom, if anyone knows where I can buy them let me know. Would be funny to use to at work”
💖3 👍 👎0 21/1/2025 2:56pm
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Adriana Dia LT commented
“Great post, emphasising the necessity of safe sex with engaging text that no one will miss! Just remember the condomery in Amsterdam with tonnes of hilarious condoms for safe and enjoyable sex. My favourite is " I'd look good on you". This is an excellent message for me to remember.”
💖0 👍 👎0 20/1/2025 8:58pm
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Dakota Cameron LT commented
“Love this post Lana it’s hilarious! My favourite is definitely no glove no love - haha! Looking forward to seeing more light hearted posts from you! Thanks for sharing ”
💖1 👍 👎0 19/1/2025 3:59pm
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Aurora Love LT commented
“These slogans are hilarious! I love how humor can make such an important topic more approachable. 'Wrap It Before You Tap It' is definitely a classic, but 'Don’t Be Silly, Protect Your Willy' always cracks me up. Thanks for sharing these fun and informative messages!”
💖1 👍 👎0 19/1/2025 3:48am
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Madam Lana commented
“I was hoping I would hear some funny slogans....... I'll Give you a couple more then 1. Contain the viper before you pipe her 2. If your nude, Tube your dude 3. Cover your limb before you swim :-)”
💖1 👍 👎0 18/1/2025 8:55am
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Mia Rossi LT commented
“These are an absolute crack up! Definitely gave me a good giggle ?”
💖1 👍 👎0 16/1/2025 10:01pm
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Ebony Jones LT commented
“These are too good! Favourite one has to be “I’d look good on you””
💖1 👍 👎0 14/1/2025 8:38am
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Blair Lane LT commented
“Hilarious! I wonder if Langtrees’s should make their own brand of condom with slogans similar to this! ”
💖1 👍 👎0 13/1/2025 6:58pm
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Mrs. Langtrees commented
“Het Kate that was what I was going to say Lanna has a good idea for photos and humor art. Isnt it strange how some see things differently. Links above you should of added New Zealand they should be in upper and lower and you should of rung the team in India to do the bottom for you I trained 3 of them the other night.Rome wasnt built by one person Miss Kate xxxxx Your first and I think one a month you will enjoy doing Lana lets tell some stories from 30 years ago.”
💖1 👍 👎0 13/1/2025 6:09pm
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Kate commented
“Absolutely love this Lana, I miss seeing all your condom wrapper posts on the Talkin Sex Forum. Some great safe sex information given in a fun light hearted way, there should be more of this xx”
💖1 👍 👎0 13/1/2025 5:07pm